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Every Cartoon Violence song which exists as a demo or studio album verison will be listed here. You can stream music and buy our albums at cartoonviolins.bandcamp.com

On Bended Knee

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Feb 152009
 
I gave you everything short of a wedding ring
You gave me everything except your heart
What would a wedding bring
That’s worth remembering
More than me promising we’ll never part?

Show me how beautiful life can be
Before I stand on bended knee
Show me how good of a wife you can be
Before I stand on bended knee

From peasants to swords and
From swords back to plowshares
All of the citizens must play their part
You ask me to die for king and for country
But are you just leading me into the dark?

Show me how beautiful life can be
Before I stand on bended knee
Show me the kingdom you see in your dreams
Before I stand on bended knee

Oh ohh… On bended knee…

Penance and Pentacost, all that religion’s brought
Blessed by the angels or touched by the priest
For your forgiveness we give up control
Rapture’s the goal but it’s just out of reach

Show me how beautiful life can be
Before I stand on bended knee
Show me how good of a god you can be
Before I stand on bended knee

The Item Shop

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Feb 102009
 
Hey man, let me take you down
To a place I know about
They got all kinds of crazy things
That you never seen before
Got a laser-shooting sword
But you must fill up your hearts
Otherwise it doesn’t work

Ooh, I wanna take you down
I wanna take you
Down to the item shop
Ooh, won’t you let me, let me
Let me take you down
Down to the item shop

Take a stroll through
A magical forest
But don’t get lost!
You gotta know the pattern
You gotta know the pattern
North West South West!

You gotta make the rupees
If you wanna get the silver bow
So you gotta go into a dungeon
Hey, look out for that bat!
Throw a boomerang
It’ll come back
It’s all good!

You’re gonna need
To plant a bomb
If you wanna get through
The crack in the rocks
And be prepared
To have to fight
A giant octopus!

If you wanna make it through
Here’s what you gotta do
You gotta get yourself a net
You gotta get a couple jars
And capture a couple fairies
You’re gonna need ’em later
If you run out of hearts
In the tougher dungeons
In the tougher dungeons!

Let me take you down
Down to the item shop
They got a lot of stuff
That you’re gonna need
Let me take you down
Down to the item shop
But it’s gonna cost

And the masters came down
From outer space
And they said: Man…
You gotta go and get your-
Self some golden triangles
They call it the tri-force.

And you’re gonna have to
Light all the torches in
The four corners of the room
And you’re gonna have to use
The silver bow
Shoot Gannon in the heart!
Cause he’s got the princess
And we all know
That you wanna be hitting that

Said you wanna be hitting that
You wanna be hitting that
Get yourself a little bit of that
Hot elf princess action — action
With an elf princess!
Oh with an elf princess

She’s trapped in a castle!
To get through
Get through the dungeons
You’re gonna have to face
You’re gonna face the Octarocks

We’ll Octarock your face off!
We came to Octarock-n-Roll!
We’ll Octarock your face off!
We came to Octarock-n-Roll!
So Octarock-n-Roll now!
Octarock-n-Roll
Octarock-n-Roll
Octarock-n-Roll…

Prostitute Laundry

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Feb 092009
 
I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes
(aaaah, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
I may be a pimp but I ain’t washing my hoes
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(lemme hear you say hoooo, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

All these bustiers and fishnets just got to go
I might be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes should wash their own damn clothes

I used to have some money, now I ain’t got a dime
(lemme hear you say hey, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Spending all my days hanging bras on the line
(hanging up for who? prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

I’m tired of their garter belts and their panty hose
I may be their pimp but I ain’t washin’ no more
I been to the laundromat enough times to know
Prostitutes sure got some dirty clothes
(get down!)

I’m their sugar daddy, not their laundry man
(good god, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!
Cause they got kinds of stains that I can’t understand
(said hey, prostitutes!)
Prostitute Laundry!

On Planet Techno

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Feb 082009
 
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like

[robot solo]

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this

On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
On Planet Techno, the robots talk like this
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Forever Tonight

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Feb 072009
 
Girl (yeah)
I know (I know)
People been talking about us (been talkin’)
And I know it’s been a long, long time (long time)
Since you and me been together (you and me)
You and me (you and me)
But tonight (tonight)
Is your forever night (forever tonight)
Forever tonight (forever tonight)

Baby (baby)
When I see you there (see you there)
I just cant help but stare (help but stare)
At your very pretty hair (pretty hair)
Ooh, you got such pretty hair (pretty hair)
Forever tonight I wanna take you there (forever tonight)
Forever tonight (forever tonight)
Forever tonight (forever tonight)
Baby, Just you and me (forever tonight)
Forever tonight (forever tonight)

And baby, when I hold your hand (hold your hand)
You know that I am your man (am your man)
We got some plans (got some plans)
No take out tonight
No, forever tonight! (forever tonight)

Take my hand, girl (forever tonight)
Know you got to understand (forever tonight)
That i am your fucking man-d (forever tonight)
Forever tonight (forever tonight)

Baby, don’t you know? (forever tonight)
Forever will be forever tonight, girl (forever tonight)
We’ll break through the dawn into the light (forever tonight)
Forever, forever tonight (forever tonight)

(forever tonight, forever tonight…)

Oh baby won’t you hold my hand girl
Oh darling don’t you understand girl
Oh baby, forever tonight
Forever tonight

Oh baby won’t you hold my hand girl
Oh baby won’t you understand
Forever is going be tonight
Forever tonight (forever tonight)
Forever tonight, girl (forever tonight)
Baby, girl, yeah (forever tonight)
It’s gonna be forever tonight (forever tonight)

Forever tonight (girl, I wanna take you there)
Forever tonight (just wanna hold your hair)
(girl, I wanna take you there)
(ooh, just wanna hold your hair)
(forever tonight)

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